Quitting Taco Bell in Style
Quitting your job in style is nothing new, but Adam from Taco Bell decided to take over the Taco Bell sign. I like the creative use of apostrophes and rotated “C” for the smiley face.
Fast Food
Reworking the McDonalds Big Mac into Gourmet Meals
There’s four chefs in Toronto who re–worked McDonalds’s Big Mac meal (burgers, french fries, coke) into gourmet meals. The Big Mac iteration below is from Raj and Aravind Kozhikott who kept an Indian influence in their effort. All chefs were only allowed to use water and oil as add–on ingredients.
(via Happier Meals / The Grid)
Applebee’s and Olive Garden Serve Alcohol to Children
I wonder if the Olive Garden story got press because of the Applebee’s story. Both restaurant chains have gotten media coverage for accidentally serving alcohol to young children. I wonder if the families could win quick settlement money from the restaurant?
The Applebee’s was in Madison Heights, Michigan and served a 15 month old dude margarita mix in his sippy cup. He had a 0.10 % alcohol level which can get adults arrested if they’re driving. He was released from the hospital without any permanent injury.
Denny’s Maple Bacon Sundae…Ladies
Denny’s has unveiled a Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae. Here is the nutritional information for this monstrosity:
Calories – 810
Fat – 40
Saturated Fat – 21
Cholesterol – 150
Sodium – 460
Carbohydrates – 97
Fiber – 0
Sugar – 85
[VIDEO] Denny’s Fight on Halloween in Oakland Gets Crazy
Looks like pro wrestling up in this biiiiiiitch! Bunch of women in costume go crazy in a fight at Denny’s in East Oakland, CA. According to the YouTube video, this brawl is between P-world and Town bizz. Classy women, fighting in cheap Halloween costumes. Loving the dishes and chairs flying all over. Tag in Psycho Sid up in there. The Denny’s near my place has a police detail every Friday and Saturday night like clockwork. Surprised this Denny’s in Oakland didn’t have the fuzz hanging out.
Burger King Customer Gets Sworn at Via Receipt
Francisco Perez got a nice Fuck You! on his Burger King receipt in Sacramento, CA. After he paid for his nutritional double whopper, Franny took a look at his receipt and saw the four letter expletive directed at his whopper ass.
“I looked at the receipt and it says ‘f— you’ on it,” said Perez as he reads the receipt. “Actually, I’m embarrassed,” Perez said. “It’s humiliating.”
Burger King Shift Manager Blong Xiong understands that this is unacceptable. I want to say that name over and over. “BLONG XIONG!”
Over 350 Pounds? Eat For Free at Heart Attack Grill
Wheel your fat ass up to Chandler, AZ’s Heart Attack Grill where you can eat for free if you’re in excess of 350 pounds. Their spokesman, Blair River, is 6 foot 8 inches tall and tips the scale at 600 pounds. An ex nutritionist named Jon Basso owns Heart Attack Grill. He previously owned seven Jenny Craig weight loss centers.
Everything You Need to Know About Fast Food
Here is everything you need to know about fast food in one convenient infographic from Online Schools.
Fat America Loves that Big Soda
Reason #632 on why America is too fat: sugary fountain soda sizes have gone up over time. The bigger is better mentality doesn’t seem to slow the fast food giants down.Yeah, Hummer bit the dust but not fast food, man. For a while, I thought it would backfire after Morgan Spurlock made Super Size Me, but McDonald’s and the others marched on through what was simply a minor inconvenience. Take a look what used to be a king size 60 years ago. And then take a look at the monstrosities that exist today. This shit is just not necessary. How much fucking soda do you need? (edit for New England people: How much fucking tonic do you need?)
McDonald’s in D.C. Has Its Own Piss Police
McDonald’s mistakes are rampant on the internet. If there’s one thing besides the food people love about McDonald’s, it’s probably the free wi-fi and bathrooms for anyone to use. But hold up. Chele was not able to relieve herself in a Washington, D.C. McDonald’s (18th Street NW) since she did not have a receipt. While her boyfriend was paying for their food at the register, she tried to get pass the bathroom bouncer (I prefer Piss Police), but he stopped her, said he needed a receipt, and dropped a couple curse words when she and the cashier tried to get her in the bathroom:
Bathroom Bouncer: You, hey, what do you think you’re doing?