Gross and Bizarre

PooTrap Just Doesn’t Seem Normal

PooTrap – the oddest looking thing you could ever attach to your dog. PooTrap is an “environment-friendly feces collector”. Strap this sucker to your dog’s back and they will shit into a bag. Do dogs get embarrassed relieving themselves in public? Would you use this?

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Public Transportation is a Nightmare

licking shoes on subwayI’m so glad I don’t need to take public transportation. Most the time it’s ok. But you can get caught in the middle of the weirdest stuff. People will get in fights, cut their toenails, scream, piss themselves, and so on. The latest incident I found online involved a woman (read: bitch) relentlessly screaming at a bus driver about music she’s playing. Thank god for smartphones so we can watch it all.

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Mailman Defecates Outside of Person’s Home

mailman defecates outside homeYou really can’t make this up. An Oregon dude named Don Derfler (who is a prize himself –watch video with his commentary below) snapped photos of a US postal worker defecating next to someone’s house. The mailman has been suspended without pay pending an investigation. He either gets off on this or really had to go.

(kltv via consumerist)

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How to Acquire a Baby Daddy

This simultaneously rules and scares me at the same time.

My baby need a daddy

my baby need a daddy

Double Life of a Surgeon

surgeon double life

Denny’s Maple Bacon Sundae…Ladies

Denny’s has unveiled a Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae. Here is the nutritional information for this monstrosity:

Calories – 810
Fat – 40
Saturated Fat – 21
Cholesterol – 150
Sodium – 460
Carbohydrates – 97
Fiber – 0
Sugar – 85

Dennys Maple Bacon Sundae kid

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Blair River of Heart Attack Grill is Dead

We wrote about the Heart Attack Grill spokesman before. Well, Blair River finally died at the age of 29 years old. Really not that young for a dude that weighed in at 575 pounds. He didn’t actually die of a heart attack, but rather pneumonia after he had the flu. I really love this “proud of being fat” stuff. This dude was not #winning. Blair River could have had a better life. He was a 6 foot 8 inch guy who was a high school heavyweight wrestling champion.

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Nicaraguan Bus Driver is Crazy

nicaraguan bus waterfallThis bus driver in Nicaragua = doesn’t give a fuck. Drives his yellow cheese bus right over an overflowing river, looking a waterfall in the face in the process.

(via neatorama)

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How to Depreciate Your Home’s Value

If you want to drive your house’s value into the ground, go ahead and let the earth attack it like an unstoppable rebel force. This house is located on Bothwell Road in Brighton, MA (part of Boston).

Vegetation house

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Weird Toys You Might Not Want to Give Your Kids

baby laugh a lot commercialWith the holiday season pretty much upon us, many parents are on their last toy runs, grabbing the latest toys and gadgets for their kids. Here are some commercials for weird and creepy toys you might not want to get for your kids. Baby Laugh A Lot is by far the creepiest one to me. The way the girls whip their heads around reminds me of a 70s horror movie.

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